Germany’s known for castles, beer, and brats. But between the pretzels and delicious cuisine, there’s a side of the country that’s completely unhinged in the best way. From upside-down houses to a museum dedicated to David Hasselhoff, this is the weird Germany you didn’t know you needed.
German Spy Museum — Berlin
Ever wanted to feel like James Bond, Jason Bourne, and your nosy neighbor all at once? Welcome to the German Spy Museum. Crack secret codes, dodge lasers, and peek at real-life espionage gear that once changed history. You’ll walk out convinced your phone is bugged—and you might not be wrong.
Vibe check: Mission Impossible meets field trip energy.
David Hasselhoff Museum — Berlin
Some people collect stamps. Germany built an entire museum for The Hoff. Tucked inside a hostel basement, this fever-dream of a tribute celebrates David Hasselhoff’s legacy as both pop star and Berlin Wall hero. There’s memorabilia, music, and maybe a tear or two shed for freedom.
Go for: The memes. Stay for the emotional rollercoaster.
Erotic Art Museum — Hamburg
Hamburg’s red-light district doesn’t do subtle, and this museum proves it. Expect a wild mix of ancient erotica, bold paintings, and NSFW sculptures that make you blush and giggle in equal measure. It’s less Fifty Shades, more “I can’t believe Grandma carved that in 1720.”
Bring: A sense of humor and an open mind.
The Upside-Down House — Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
Gravity? Overrated. This house said, “What if we didn’t?” and flipped everything—including the furniture—on its head. You’ll question physics, your balance, and maybe your sanity as you walk across the ceiling.
Pro tip: Your Instagram followers will think you’re auditioning for Stranger Things.
Kunsthofpassage Funnel Wall — Dresden
Rainy days just got cooler. When water hits this artsy Dresden building, the pipes and funnels start playing music. It’s like Mother Nature collabed with a brass band.
Best part: You can stand in the drizzle, pretend you’re in an indie movie, and call it “culture.”
